Win Tix to Blitzen Trapper with Wye Oak Monday 9/28

blitzentrapperOy! We’ve got so much music lately! This coming Monday folk-soul troubadours Blitzen Trapper bring their huge group of manly bearded bandmembers (I almost wrote “manbembers” there for a sec) to the El Rey with sweet’n’folky Baltimorean duo Wye Oak. This should be a Dylanesque hoedown of hirsute jaw-dropping proportions, one into which you should not go unarmed without a razor. The arm hair on that one dude in the front of this picture ( –> ) was so epic I felt compelled to crop it out.

Hairy rockers unite! Wanna snuggle up? We’ve got your tickets, my little Furries. Comment below with a snippet of song lyrics (please include artist name & song title) that mention hair, beards, ponytails, big brown beavers (please do NOT go for the obvious, thank you, or you will be eliminated), anything…hair-related. We’ll pick a couple winners to go see the show. Info on the show is here if you’d like to buy tix & not waste your time with my inane babblings.

5 thoughts on “Win Tix to Blitzen Trapper with Wye Oak Monday 9/28”

  1. Ween
    The Stallion Part 2

    Hair-throng goo-tongue, stallion mang.
    I am the stallion, mang.

    1: I can drink
    2: I get groomed
    3: I go for a walk
    I am the stallion, mang.

    I shall too lick the palm of the stallion,
    Whilst I drink the hair from the stallion. Man.
    I am the stallion.

  2. Pavement – Cut Your Hair

    “But I dont care, I care, I really dont care
    Did you see the drummers hair?

    Advertising looks and chops a must
    No big hair!!”

  3. What about Swedish songs? Do those count?

    Sommarmustasch, by Elov and Beny

    “Sommar, sommar, sommar, sommar, sommarmustasch
    det blir en megahit å ha en sommarmustasch!
    sommar, sommar, sommar, sommar, sommarmustasch
    alla brudarna blir galna av vår sommarmustasch!”

    which translates to:

    “Summer, summer, summer, summer, summer mustache
    It is a megahit of the summer! Have a mustache!
    Summer, summer, summer, summer, summer mustache
    all the chicks are crazy for our summer mustache!”

    Video and site here:

  4. Almost cut my hair
    It happened just the other day
    It’s gettin kinda long
    I coulda said it wasn’t in my way
    But I didn’t and I wonder why
    I feel like letting my freak flag fly
    Cause I feel like I owe it to someone

    Crosby Stills Nash & Young – ALmost Cut My Hair

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