When I think about charity, the first image that pops into my head is a zipper busting troupe of lingerie-clad burlesque dancers surrounded by distressed wood paneled walls, Gothic mirrors, 200-year old architectural trappings, the smell of British gastro pub fare – and of course, bingo!
On Sunday, September 27, Royal Clayton’s and Legendary Bingo will host “Bingo Burlesque,” a regular event that occurs on the 4th Sunday of each month. The funds raised at the door benefit local and national charities. So you see, since this is all for a good cause, it may actually be the only time that you can get loaded and drool over nipple tassles without having to worry about going to H-E-DOUBLE-HOCKEY-STICK, if you know what I mean, and I think you do, heathens.
On this sin approved evening, your $20 suggested donation will include a scorching Burlesque show, 10 thrilling games of heart pounding bingo and the hurts-so-good feeling that you are helping support a very special charity, Downtown Dog Rescue. Doors open at 6:00 PM and the show begins at 7:00 PM.
Downtown Dog Rescue was founded to assist the homeless community of dog owners. It is the only program in California, and possibly the United States, that specifically helps homeless dog owners spay/neuter, vaccinate, license their dogs, as well as offering a variety of services including crisis care, for the life of the dog.
Please call Royal Clayton’s at (213) 622-0512 to reserve a table for the event. You will be helping raise funds and awareness for Downtown Dog Rescue while having a damn good time being titillated. And if I am wrong, I promise to personally titillate each and every one of you myself.
If you can’t make it to Royal Clayton’s next Sunday, Legendary Bingo also hosts a weekly event at Hamburger Mary’s, which is one of L.A.’s longest running charity events.Sunday, September 27
Royal Clayton’s English Pub
1855 Industrial Street (Toy Factory Lofts) Los Angeles, CA 90021