There’s pretty much nothing about this not to like… where to start? The folks over at Go Topless Dot Org think it’s unfair and sexist that men can walk around with no shirt on while women who try the same thing will likely be charged with indecency and fined at the very least. And they’ve got a point really, which is why it’s not illegal in most other places around the world.
Of course, for the most part dudes that walk around with no shirts on are usually the last people on earth you want to see in any state of undress. Even at the beach, trust me I live there. Most dudes are either fat and hairy or muscley and waxed but in either case they kind of make you want to vomit when you see them. As much of a dream it is to think if women could walk around topless it would be 100% hot chix all the time, we all know that really the ladies who would be all about flaunting it aren’t the ones you want to check out. But that’s just fair, if one sex of ugly people is allowed to shove their junk in your face, the other should be to.
And to gain support for their reform movement, they are going to have a topless protest right here in Venice Beach on Sunday, August 23rd. At noon protesters will gather at Navy & Ocean Front Walk, take off their tops and put on nipple shaped pasties which are apparently legal in Venice and march around causing a ruckus. It should be fun for the whole family.
That alone would be a good enough story, but wait! There’s more! Who is behind all this? One of my favorite conspiracy theorists, Rael who you might know as the founder of The Raelian Movement who believe, in short, that humanity is really just an alien science project. This is too good to be true.