Pot Dispensary Ablaze, Funyons and Cherry Garcia Requested


Let the puns begin.

According to NPR via the AP, a Westchester dispensary lit up this morning.

A fire has damaged a Los Angeles medical marijuana dispensary but no injuries are reported.

Fire Capt. Steve Ruda says the fire was reported at about 5:30 a.m. Monday at the Westchester Collective on the second floor of a two-story commercial building in the Westchester area. The building also houses several other businesses.

It took 69 firefighters an hour to extinguish the blaze.

The cause of the fire is under investigation.

How many firefighters? This was obviously written by Beavis and/or Butthead.

Drew’s theory: Joint ember into pizza grease.

What do you think?

2 thoughts on “Pot Dispensary Ablaze, Funyons and Cherry Garcia Requested”

  1. Damn, no wonder all the fire fighters were standing on the roof in the smoke. The news reported it as an office building fire, not a dispensary. Had they done the latter me and a few thousands others would have arrived to just inhale the inventory as it went up in smoke. Kidding.

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