Top Three Things You Need To Know About Hot Dog Death March

hotdogdeathmarch1You already know it’s tomorrow at 3pm starting at Pink’s, then Oki-Dog, then Skooby’s. You also know to go to the official website: Hot Dog Death March. Aside from that you must know:

1) We are serious about the Hot Dog Haiku contest. Write one! Do it!  It’s easy to remember: 3 lines, 5 syllables on the first line, 7 on the second, 5 on the third. Like this:

Oh steaming wiener,
Dressed with chili and mustard
How you haunt my dreams!

Is that so hard? (And I know you can do better than that!)

2) If you can spare a few extra dollars on top of the costs of your franks, we are collecting money to build toilets in rural India as a way to give back after the Hot Dog gluttony. We’ll have info printed out for you to read, but you can go to the Poop Report site as well.

3) Bring cash and lots of change. I highly recommend having cash to pay for all your meals at the various venues as it will just be faster and easier. Also bring plenty of change for parking meters. There are many people who will love to buddy up and carpool between venues. Some have threatened to actually march. More power to you! 

Oh and did I mention the Hot Dog documentary film crew from Vancouver?  Yeah, they will be there too.

Again, there will be trivia games, a scavenger hunt, give-aways and prizes. Click past the jump to see a full list of prizes!



Prizes include:

Wil Wheaton’s signed wienie! Wait, that came out wrong again. A plastic hot dog signed by none other than LA’s very own Wil Wheaton!

2 Dodger tickets

$25 gift certificate for cookies

Skooby’s T-shirts

Hot Dog Death March T-shirts

Hot Dog Hats

Hot Dog Earrings

Bottles of Tums, Pepto Bismol, Rolaids, etc. 

It’s going to be a hoot and a half. Can’t wait to see you there!

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