The parking lot behind B&B Hardware on the West side is relatively small, considering how popular the store is. The availability of spots is usually very tight. That didn’t dissuade the woman with the bling bling jeans and the yellow Porsche Cayman S with custom exterior work from taking up two spaces. Her car isn’t just straddling the yellow line, it’s absolutely making love to it.
On the short list of things I hate about living out here, nearly every item has to do with cars. The common theme that runs through this list, whether it’s drivers who: ignore red lights when turning left; flagrantly violate the new hand-held cell phone ban; or take up two spots in crowded parking lots, is the attitude that I’m More Important Than You Are.
Well, I have news for you, you blingy-jeaned bitch: You Aren’t.