This phone conversation just took place between two of my coworkers:
C: Dude, what’s up?
H: I’m hoping you can help me out. I got a flat tire and I’m stuck here on the side of the 118.
C: Don’t you have a spare?
H: I do, but you need a special tool to get it off. I think I need a ride to the dealership.
C: Well I was just heading out…
H: Wait a minute, some guy is stopping. Maybe he can help…. He’s getting out of his car…
H: Oh, never mind. He’s just taking a piss.