God Says Golf!

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Saw this sign on Sunday at a church in my West LA neighborhood. Does god have so much free time that he’s Twittering messages for churches to post on their front doors? And if god was so into golf, he wouldn’t have made Tiger Woods have knee surgery.

(Full disclosure: I’m not religious.)

2 Replies to “God Says Golf!”

  1. Reminds me of an old joke.

    Two golfers get caught on the course in a lightning storm. One says “what do we do? We’ll get hit.”

    Second one says, “Hold up your one iron. Not even God can hit a one iron!”

    Thank you — I’m here all week!

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