My girlfriend was walking with a friend yesterday when they narrowly dodged some “land mines” left in the grass. For some reason, this led to her friend, who owns a chihuaha, to concede she doesn’t always pick up her dog’s poop.
“They’re only the size of a quarter,” she said.
My girlfriend’s not so receptive reply: “Four quarters still make a dollar.”
The friend added that she’s also being environmentally friendly, since picking up the poop would require the one time use of a plastic bag. She was serious, and had clearly thought this out on long walks with her dog.
They’re out there: people who actually think up reasons for bad behavior.
Anyone like this in your neighborhood?