Now Fixie! Now, Lowrider! Now, Roadie and Tall Bike!
On, Tandem! On, Klunker! On Recumbent and Trike!
From the bottoms of the valleys! To the tops of the malls!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!
The 2nd Annual Midnight Ridazz All-City Toy Ride rolls tonight, and when Midnight Ridazz says “All City” that’s exactly what they mean. Groups of cyclists from across all socio-econo-geographic planes and psycho-sexual boundaries, each bearing an unwrapped gift valued between $5 and $25, will set out tonight from all over the place — the San Fernando Valley, Northeast Los Angeles, the San Gabriel Valley, East Hollywood, West Los Angeles, South Los Angeles and Long Beach — to converge upon the plaza at Olvera Street and then proceed at approximately 10:30 p.m. along the final three miles to the ride’s East Los Angeles destination where said gifts will be collected for distribution to needy kids and the partying will commence with beer, music, dancing, a full-contact backgammon contest, bobbing for Joose, and other general and specific mayhem to be named later.