The Scoops Scoop: The Over 21 Edition!

Please do not eat this ice cream while you’re driving.

Or operating heavy machinery.

Or juggling knives. Or babies. Or babies and knives.

This weekend it’s all about the beer:

GUINNESS COFFEE
LAMBIC AND PEAR
CHOCOLATE AND STOUT
HEFEWEIZEN AND LEMON
CHIMAY AND RASPBERRY (thanks for the tip, CHAVO!)
PABST BLUE RIBBON AND AVOCADO SORBET

One time at Scoops this lady got all bent out of shape when she found out that there was actually Guinness in the Guinness ice cream. Seriously, there’s about one pint of Guinness in the whole tub. The same goes with the other flavors. You can probably get more alcohol out of a shot of Ny-Quil than in one cup of ice cream.

That being said, the first person to hit a .08 BAC purely off of the Pabst Blue Ribbon and avocado sorbet will get a free taxi ride home.

3 Replies to “The Scoops Scoop: The Over 21 Edition!”

  1. FYI, while the Militant was there today, an operative pointed out that the price of a singe Scoop had increased from $2.00 to $2.50. Which caught the Militant by surprise, since he was eating his ice cream and had just paid Mr. Kim $2 without incident. Maybe the Militant has some clout there or something. The other Scoop prices have increased accordingly, but there’s also now a kid-size Scoop for $1.50.

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