Spice Girls to Perform Nude at Staples Center

Tell me what you want. What you really, really want.

The Spice Girls? Naked? According to Sporty Spice, you’ll get your Christmas wish early this year, as the reunion tour hits Staples on December 5th.

Mel C tells New Zealand’s stuff.co.nz that they will perform at least one song without clothes. The entire set will also most likely be performed without talent.

Congratulations, Downtown Los Angeles. You’ve finally arrived.


Photo from Pop Rock 80’s

12 Replies to “Spice Girls to Perform Nude at Staples Center”

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  2. How funny. Of course I wonder if our glorious new Galaxy star’s wife will be performing. IF she does it will be about as much as Mr Beckham has managed. Once.

    But then again isn’t that enough?

  3. Naked performers bore me when nudity is not in context with a strong movie or play. There really must be something more captivating than the show of skin for me to give it any consideration.

  4. wow, so many haters in LA…

    the Spice girls rock!
    they rock and RULE!

    the world would be in such a much better place if all the women of the world looked like the Spice girls! and strutted around with their hot moves. beautiful, sexy and rich. and talented! the Spice girls show all women that you too can be 40 and hot and skinny if you just focus and train,

    so to all the haters, the time is now for worldwide Spice domination again !

    girl power!

  5. Wow, Trixkidz you got me. April Fools’ right? Silly me and I thought it was November 1st.

    Where did the last 4 months go?

  6. trixkidz,

    It is rather sad that popkidz such as yourself are so adamant about a penumbra of feminism, and one that is meant to sell shit to fools. A damn good padding is in hand, but this is the best I can do. . .

    Lemme give you some advice (and seeing as I am the former husband, of sorts, of a woman whose own university-published books are rather highly coveted, I have been forced to understand that about which I bitch):

    Vice Squad
    Golda Mier
    X-Ray Spex
    Debbie Harry
    Freda Kalo

    and if you think you are truly hardcore, get back to me with an anlysis of “Shoot The Women First.”

    Back to my pop-culture-flavoured vomit bag,
    the BusTard

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