Halloween 2007. It’s new, yet the same as years previous. There’s this party, or that event. Last minute invites, etc., etc. Inevitably, at the fall of dusk on All Hallow’s Eve, you will be stricken with the same terrible thought from 365 days earlier:
“I’m gonna start working now on a cool costume for next year!”
Today is October 15. You still have no idea what you’re going to wear this year. You don’t even know what you’re doing for Halloween. You’re like me, and just plain lazy.
What’s your backup costume? Are you seriously going to pull out the old Napoleon Dynamite again? Do you really think your friends want another appearance by Yankee Fan? Or are you going to throw something “original” together, and hope that you don’t have to walk around explaining WTF you are?
Maybe you’ll just end up being a pirate again. Or is that a colonial minuteman? Zorro the Gay Blade? Orlando Bloom?
Dressing up as like an idiot sure is fun.