Q: Two cars are traveling East on Riverside Drive in Valley Village sometime around 3:30PM. One is a silver Nissan Sentra, driven by a young Armenian woman taking her little brother home from school while listening to a profanity-laden rap song. The other is a green Ford Explorer with 2 young Hispanic women blaring “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” by Poison. If the Sentra is a block ahead of the Explorer, but traveling 5 miles slower, which car is the first to reach WTF-Ville?
Neither, everyone knows the armos don’t drive Sentras?
Riverside Drive….
North Hollywood….
Isnt that where the Happy Hookers are?
What day of the year is it? May 5th or April 24th?