Chewbacca wanted for sexual assaulting Marilyn Monroe

I guess she wouldn’t just as soon kiss a Wookie.

The Daily Breeze and Daily News both report that the Marilyn Monroe look-a-like alleges that the Chewbacca look-a-like placed her hand over his crotch about a month ago. “Marilyn” didn’t report the assault until yesterday after she called police over a dispute she had with “Chewie” over tips they earned posing for photos with tourists on Hollywood Blvd.

And yes – this is the same Wookie who was arrested for allegedly headbutting a tour guide earlier this year.

I don’t want to sound racist or anything, but isn’t this behavior more suited for a Klingon, not a Wookie?

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4 Replies to “Chewbacca wanted for sexual assaulting Marilyn Monroe”

  1. A month later? If the glove fits you must aquit, and I gather it musta been a good fit or at least it was until the money ran out.

  2. Guess what? Just saw him outside in front of the Kodak theatre in costume, without the head piece on. Wanted to run out there and show him the daily breeze article and the heat looking for him. Just saw him at 1:30. Will let you know if he gets got.

  3. I dunno, Klingons aren’t known to pull people’s arms out of their sockets… so head butting seems fairly tame behavior for the fuzzy fellow.

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