A Better Idea for Paris

I’ve got a full week going here, so I’m asking for your help.

I’ve seen the petition on Paris Hilton’s MySpace page to get Governor Schwarzenneger to pardon her, but clearly this is not what the Governor’s office is about, nor is a pardon indicated in this particular instance.

Here’s my idea for a much more appropriate plea to Sacramento: a petition to get Arnold to EXECUTE Paris.

What do you say, Eggheads? Can we get a website happening with a petition?

(I can’t be the only person who wants this!)

18 Replies to “A Better Idea for Paris”

  1. Surely we could use some sort of Homeland Security clause to get her off the streets for good as I am for one here terrorizing our streets and putting innocent peoples lives at risk. At some point personal responsibility has to give a wake up call, until then put her out of OUR misery.
    And yes…I’ll sign the petition anyone else would have a considerably stronger sentence and not be able to whine their way out of it.

  2. I CANNOT believe she’s been photographed driving this week while still having her license suspended, days after being sentenced to jail time for driving on a suspending license. http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=2253. It just goes to show that she lives in a different world and clearly believes she is above the law. I really hope she gets arrested and gets the chair!

  3. I’m all for the execution. But, only if they mess up a few times and have to keep trying to kill her.

    Where do I purchase tickets?

  4. I don’t believe in capital punishment as a deterrent to crime, but I can support it as a means to rid ourselves of Paris Hilton. If we can’t bend the law to execute her, can we at least permanently ban her from operating or owning a motor vehicle? I know from personal experience that she’s possibly one of the most dangerous drivers in Los Angeles.

  5. Oh but she’s so RICH! And so FAMOUS!

    Doesn’t that make everything else go away?

    The sad fact is that in her mind it certainly does.

    I hope they make her clean toilets with her tongue.

  6. I don’t know, that’s a bit much, she’ll wish she was dead after she get’s in that facility out there in Lynwood, not a nice place. She gets
    to live with the very people she looks down on,
    it’s like a “Twilight Zone” episode. Don’t drop the soap Paris.

  7. I don’t think we’re feeling the pinch yet, but perhaps Paris and her attorneys have heard of Freedom of Speech?

    It’s sorta the First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States and stuff.

    I wouldn’t expect a brain-dead douche celebutante to know anything about that, but one would hope her attorneys might have heard a little something.

  8. The online petition exits….and thousands have signed. Even people in other country’s want her to go away, just not to their corner of the world.
    This is fricken funny.
    http://www.goawayparis.com/petition.html

    (Follow my other link to see what her attorney’s do for people poking a little fun at her).

  9. LOL not the capitol of France, that place is wonderful. We be talking that silly girl named after the city who’s heir to the hilton fortune that thinks she can have it her way all the time.

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