The Streets Are Safe From Paris For Six Weeks!!

paris-hilton-seventeen.jpgParis Hilton sentenced to 45 days in jail.

Since I moved here, I have, a few times, thought to myself about how I live in the same geographic vicinity as the Walking Metaphor For Uselessness that is Paris Hilton. Usually when driving. And the thought would cause me to drive with extra vigilance. But now, I can drive in a little less fear than usual, because the streets will be safe for at least a month and a half!

Well, at least the streets are safe from Paris…who knows what celebrity will drive drunk/the wrong way on the 134/over a sidewalk and into a tree next???

10 Replies to “The Streets Are Safe From Paris For Six Weeks!!”

  1. I’d just like to see the internets and the entire mediasphere be safe from She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.

    Enough already with this person. YAWNNNN.

  2. Well, Martha was just insider trading. I’d put drunk driving at FAR higher on the Stupidity Scale.

  3. Stop it! Stop!

    (plugging his ears with his fingers)

    I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!! MNA MNA MA BLA BLA BLA NA NA NAAAA!

  4. At least justice was served,now we can move on. No sense in giving the little attention whore what she wants. I think the less that is said about here the sooner she will crawl back under the covers not to darken out little world again.

  5. What are you, high?

    As soon as her bony ass is out of jail she’ll be coming back at us with twice the coverage, so enjoy what few days we have without her while they last.

    Maybe someone will shank her in the shower.

  6. does anyone else see the irony in Seventeen printing “5 signs you’re addicted to attention!” at the top of a cover photo of the biggest attention whore since Angelyne? Hil-a-ri-ous!!!

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