My friend Christina tells me that last Friday she took her eight year old godson to see the costumed characters on Hollywood Blvd., and came away with this shocker:
The costumed Michael Meyers was doing his usual schtick (Christina calls it “genius”) of standing still and then jumping out at passersby, frightening the bejeezers out of them. Christina watched a couple times, then noticed him stop and slink around a corner as Snow White herself was descending a staircase from Hollywood & Highland.
Thinking he was going to jump out at her, Christina took a peek and instead caught an eyeful: Meyer’s with his mask pulled up, sucking face with the virginal Ms. White.
After the kiss, Meyer’s handed White a five dollar bill and asked her to grab him a double cheeseburger.
No word yet how this will effect the delicate psyche of Christina’s young godson.