FBI Busts Mercury Terrorist!

merpour2.jpgIt was only a few days ago when the Los Angeles Joint Terrorism Task Force started looking for the oaf who spilled some Mercury in a downtown subway station. The FBI is now talking to Armando Bustamante Miranda, 27, who they think is the spiller, but are now backpeddling and saying it probably wasn’t terrorism to begin with. O RLY? OK, so they aren’t really backpeddling because they never really pushed the “terorrism” thing too hard in the first place, but still. I’d still like to point out that this spill was reported IMMEDIATELY and it took 8 hours for anyone to bother showing up to clean it up.