7 p.m. David Lynch will discuss and sign copies of his book, “Catching the Big Fish: Meditation, Consciousness, and Creativity” tonight at Borders on 1360 Westwood Blvd.
7 p.m. Jerry Rice, former NFL wide receiver and contestant on “Dancing With the Stars,” will sign copies of his book, “Go Long! My Journey Beyond the Game and The Fame” tonight at EsoWon Books, 4331 Degnan Blvd. in Leimert Park.
7:05 p.m. David Lynch and Jerry Rice realize nobody reads books.
7:10 p.m. Jerry Rice signs David Lynch.
One year later p.m. Critics applaud David Lynch’s new film “Jerry Rice signs David Lynch.” Bill Pullman plays Jerry Rice.