Tits McGhee is back!

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[clicking makes her titties bigger!]

I still can’t stop watching the salsa-music’d idiot-focused* News 13 News – whatever it’s called now – and tonight I was thrilled to see that my old pal Lauren Sanchez has finally returned from maternity leave to kick that piece of crap Maria Quiban to the curb already.

She’s wearing a sleek black turtleneck tonight, but there’s no mistaking those giant hooters and that tight belt – like the swallows to Capistrano, methinks our regular WhoreTogNews should be back very shortly.

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[her press pic from the News 13 site!]

*idiot-focused:

Tonight’s broadcast opened with five whole minutes of a story on facebook.com and the narcissist spoiled brat users who were very disturbed that info THEY WERE POSTING was suddenly readable by anyone on facebook. Um, isn’t that why you GO there? Further, if you are so concerned about PRIVACY, why are you posting these details on facebook???

Nevermind – and also nevermind that the Osama Bin Laden story didn’t show up until more than 15 minutes in – after facebook, some other crap, and even Paris Hilton – we’ve got sluglips and extreme cleavage to look forward to again!

Way to go, Channel 13 – you really ARE right there for me!

10 Replies to “Tits McGhee is back!”

  1. Wow, that was super harsh. I’ve never seen this Sanchez person, but does she really deserve such extreme contempt?

  2. harsh schmarsh. contempt? i thought it was compliment?

    best blogging.la post to see semi-drunk at 1 in the morning EVER.

    ruth = rad.

  3. I’m 100% with Ruth on this one. LA’s local news blows sulphur-tainted wind, but KCOP/UPN’s prancing and preening news team may be the worst. Call me idealistic, but I’d like to have a newsperson, not an actress/game show host, giving me the news. But it seems that’s never been the plan.

  4. Tits McGhee deserves every slam thrown her way. Channel 13’s “news” is an embarrassment to every one associated with it, and Sanchez/McGhee in particular. The sad thing is they don’t know it because they’re too busy whoring themselves out for miniscule ratings. This type of shit is what gives L.A. a bad name. They’re not competing with other news programs, they’re competing with Real Sex on HBO. Absolutely pathetic.

  5. I’m sorry, but didn’t Tits McGee sing Bombs Over Bagdad at the begining of Iraq War to intro the piece. Yeah…Fire away…

  6. Everytime she appears my friends and I say “They’re just not big enough… She really needs bigger hooters!”

    NEWSFLASH: Sanchez looks like she has a physical deformity. Her weight and body type do not match her 88DDDDD++++ fake porn star boobs, she’s a plastic surgery monstrosity. Not to mention her overplucked and overbotoxed eyebrows, which make her look like a squinty, angry rat, and her trouty slobbery 99-cent store collagen lip job…

    Her arrogance, shitty humor and annoying personality make it all too easy to point these sad facts out.

    It’s easy to make fun of her, but I was actually disappointed to see her back on the air, she should be giving blowjobs for a living… she’s gross. Totally gross.

  7. OMG! Have you all lost your minds? Any man that has made negative comments about Lauren should turn in his “Man Card” to the nearest authority. To a real man there is no such thing as boobs being too big. Any guys who says that believes this girlfriend when she says size doesn’t matter. Those midgets she’s hiding bring a whole new meaning to Shock & Awe”.

    Sounds like someone thinks those hags on the View are hot. They may be smarter with more wit, but I’ll take Tit over wit any day of the week.

    Lauren… love ya babe. Welcome back

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