Have you ever bought porn on an elevator?

lauraandben.jpgI could’ve loaded up on the porn as I rolled home from work yesterday. I’m not sure exactly what was going on but on the 8th floor two guys got on an elevator with me and, after finding out I was quite a bit older than he was hoping, one of them opens up this huge bag of porn and starts trying to sell me on how much I need it. Now, hopefully I don’t look like the sort of guy who you’d see in an elevator and think “Whoa, that guys needs some porn,” but, well, let’s just hope that’s not the case. So I’m gonna go ahead and presume that this guy doesn’t just go around selling porn in elevators and was actually on the 8th floor of my already totally weirdo building on some other possibly porn-related business? No one else has seen this guy doing this in other nearby elevators, right? Anywhere around the dirt pile formerly known as the Ambassador Hotel on Wilshire? I suppose it’s a good idea, I mean, convergence at it’s best and all that, I was just not expecting to get home from vacation only to suddenly be able to buy porn in the elevator at work. I suppose it’s not as good as the time I had security called on me for being “homeless,” but I think that’s another story. He said they were only $5, did I miss out on a deal? Oh, workplace, how you frighten me. Next time I promise I’ll take a picture. Until then you’ll have to just look at this sweet office portrait that my coworker and I shot today. Aren’t we pretty?

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3 Replies to “Have you ever bought porn on an elevator?”

  1. The porn industry is one of the most successful enterprises around. If not for folks like your elevator companion taking such initiative who knows how the industry would’ve fared. Selling porn in the elevator is a great idea! In fact, it’s probably only the beginning — with promises of porn sales in the office, in the cafeteria, and in the bathroom coming up!

    :-D

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