Name: Morris Buttermaker
Residence: Dive apartment in the North Valley League
Area Code: 213 (changed to 818 in ’84)
Occupation: full-time pool cleaner / part-time little league coach
Usually seen driving around the valley in his clunker convertible with a cooler full of beer and corrupting minors with no-nonsense wisdom, alcohol and dubious baseball skills. Has an “in” with the folks at Chico’s Bail Bonds, if the need ever arises.