The Uninvited Mushrooms

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I know by now you all must think I hate nature. I don’t, but admittedly I have some issues.

Mushrooms, though, are not on my shit list, partly because they spring up overnight in all their miraculous ugly weirdness, and partly because They Can Kill You.

I’ve had some cool ones this year, owing I guess to whatever is lurking in my potting soil. These green dudes showed up this morning.