Driving to the Farmer’s Market on Thursday for Stitch ‘n Bitch, I happened to find myself next to a woman in an Audi who was eating pudding. She had zero hands on the wheel and was not looking at the road. I intended to get a picture of her in the act, but my camera proved difficult to extract from my bag and I didn’t feel that it would be a good idea for me to drive badly as well. I say “badly” as though her driving were not the most appalling thing on earth, because I can’t really wrap my head around her behavior. I see people talking on their phones and applying makeup all the time, and many of them drive erratically and make me fear for my safety. But eating pudding is new and confusing behavior.
Anyway, I let her get ahead of me and snapped this picture.
Also, I kind of want some pudding now.