I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that the real reason Crazy Girls is closed has more to do with the lapdance ban than it does “renovations” (like the sign on their door claims). Yep, the city said they couldn’t show titty anymore and ever since it’s been hard times for “Gino and his angels” (if you don’t know what I’m talking about, check out their ad in the LA Weekly). Which is pretty retarded if you ask me…. I mean, come the fuck on… we’re talkin’ about SUNSET AND FUCKING LA BREA IN HOLLYWOOD, better known as the crossroads of insanity. It’s not exactly across the street from where June & Ward Clever live! The whole area is dirty, so what’s the prob with a little titty? It’ll be a bummer when another Starbucks pops up where my favorite carnival-ride looking Hollywood landmark is now. Where am I supposed to play pool if this place doesn’t open it’s doors? Speaking of… what’s up with the lack of pool tables in Hollywood bars? Is it because space is too valuable or is pool just not cool anymore?