The Art of Bleeding is interested in your emergency room story. Call their hotline at 1-888-467-8535 to tell your tale of emergency room woe. There’s the off chance that your story may be incorporated into one of the AoB’s live shows.
I still like the Abram, the Safety Ape the best. If you’ve never heard of the Art of Bleeding, it’s not as much art and entertainment as you might think. Their performances may appear fringe, but they do surreptitiously teach you the same things you would have learned in high school health class, had you been paying attention.