“You’ve got to remember that common sense is not factored into the intelligence quotient”

Why do I find Greg Gabriel’s quotes to be so incredibly hilarious? (emphasis added by me)

Excerpts from NBC4.tv:

Caltech Freshmen Get Stranded On Hike As Part Of Dorm Initiation

PASADENA, Calif. — Two dozen Caltech freshmen dressed in outlandish get-ups as part of a nighttime dorm initiation got stranded on the flanks of Mount Wilson while walking down a dirt road from the observatory, it was reported Tuesday. The road was blocked by a landslide that occurred last year, the Pasadena Star-News reported.

“You’ve got to remember that common sense is not factored into the intelligence quotient,” Deputy Greg Gabriel, who leads the Altadena Search and Rescue team, told the newspaper.

On Monday night, the group had a large dinner — about 100 people live at Page House dorm — before dressing the freshmen in costumes and parading them throughout Pasadena, the Star-News reported. Upperclassmen then drove the first-year students, men and women, to the Mount Wilson Observatory, and they began the 10-mile descent down the road.

The students had no flashlights, warm clothes or other important supplies, Gabriel told the Star-News. They did, however, have “distinctive headgear — hats with antennas and horns, that kind of stuff.”

“Going up those trails in the middle of the night without any safety equipment and no lighting is pretty stupid.”

More On Lucha Va Screwed…

Miss Satanica has an update to her blog post yesterday about Lucha Va Voom:

WOW! More Lucha for you bitches. And what about Miss Exotic World?

WOW!!!!So….over 200 of you looked at my Lucha blog.

But no one posted a response (other than that minx, Lola).

BUT… the phone calls were great! They made me laugh- made me happy…and assured me that I was doing the right thing.

I meant everything I said. There is nothing worse than a woman being exploited while she is half-naked. That show makes a ton of money. And if you think I do not know what I am talking about- remember, I was in Girly Freak Show with Slymenstra, who is Liz’s roommate. I’ve heard it all. I know where that money is going.

Previous coverage here.

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Scarface Interrupted

Al Pachino and I were at Rose Cafe a few days ago. No we weren‚Äôt there together. My friend Carmen and I stopped to get some snacks after a walk on Venice Beach and we happened to spy him having a loud conversation with someone. I wouldn’t have noticed him unless Carmen had pointed him out, as I never seem to spot celebrities.

Since we had the dog, we were sitting out on the patio. I found a children’s weeble-wobble on the beach and was playing with it at the table. Carment and I were talking about balance and I was making some funny loud comment, just as Al was walking out the door to his car. He thought my comment was addressed to him and stopped, looked over and said, “huh?”. I didn’t realized who it was and responded “It’s a weeble-wobble!”. Al turned and shook his head in what I assume was confusion. Only then, did I realize that it was Scarface himself and we burst out laughing.