Black Slime Invades Downtown

On my commute today I heard on the radio that an unknown stinky black ooze has invaded Downtown on Olive St. The slime pushed up the street about a foot and a half and has also forced the evacuation of an apartment building due to a possible compromise in structural integrity. When the fiance and I walked to the gym a couple hours ago we didn’t smell or see anything, but if I had known about this news item I would have tried to get a photo.

UPDATE: As it turns out a petroleum company was pumping high pressure steam into an old well and that is what caused the invasion of goo.

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4 Replies to “Black Slime Invades Downtown”

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