Compact Space Invaders

Compact spaces came up in a post last week, and personally I never understood why there are so damn many of them in parking lots across Los Angeles. I understand that it would seem to be that there are so damn many of them because developers would like to fit more spots, or encourage us to drive smaller cars. How conscientious. But a comment by Wil on that same post gave me a clue to what might be the real reason:

The city mandates a certain number of parking spots for every new development, like a mall for instance.

To get around spending precious land on parking lots, developers came up with the “compact” idea, so they can make the city happy, with fewer kickbacks.

It’s a pretty stupid fucking way to handle the problem of parking and it has nothing to do with encouraging people to drive smaller cars, or rewarding them when they do. Like a deadbeat dad who works for cash under the table, it’s just a way of getting around a system that simply does not work.

That sound about right to me. At first, I respected the fact that someone had carefully stencilled the word Compact on a bunch of parking spots, and since I don’t drive a compact(nor does most of LA’s populace), I didn’t park there. But then I realized how ridiculous this is, and now I completely disregard that word spraypainted on the ground. I think pretty much everyone else does as well. If you fit, you fit. My car is just as wide as most compacts.

Others might have the opposite idea. LAist proposes a special ticket to punish those who would violate the compact code. Personally, if I do have to park in a tight space, I park very carefully, in order to create less of an impact on the people who would park next to me. I would not want to incur the wrath of other drivers.

I know that blatant disregard for Compact spaces might be seen as an abomination by some, but in my mind it is pretty low on the totem pole in terms of parking problems in our city. Some people do park like idiots, and I do think that they should be pointed out and pointed at.

I just think that the whole compact space experiment has failed. Photo from vidalia.

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5 Replies to “Compact Space Invaders”

  1. All I know is, you park your SUV in a compact space, and I will gladly park one inch from your car if that’s what it takes to fit my compact car into a compact space that your big, fat, ridiculous SUV is encrouching into because you don’t fit and you don’t want to drive to the top of the garage where you will.

    Key me. See if I care. It’s happened before…

  2. I agree with Lizriz.

    If anyone deserves to be keyed, it’s people who park their gigantic vehicles in tiny spaces.

  3. It brings a tear to my eye when someone with a big truck like that bronco pictured can park in between the lines. Someone give that person a gold star!

  4. As far as I’m concerned, if you can park within the lines, you can park in the space.

    …And you probably don’t live around here. It is a scientific fact that living in Los Angeles takes away your ability to park.

  5. It’s not just the explosion of compact spaces (many of them empty when all the regular spaces are full) – it’s the fact that EZ-in/EZ-out slant-parking has all but been eliminated.

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