Looks like people are starting to talk about coachella already. Regular b.la readers know that this event regularly tops our things to stay as far away from as possible list. So what if Portishead and Smashing Pumpkins are getting back together to play it? It’s in the middle of the desert and you should have seen both those bands a long time ago. As far as I’m concerned Jesus Christ and the Apostles could be reuniting to headline it and I’d still opt out.