This would be funny if it wasn’t meant in seriousness…

GAH!

Asian actress looking to be Asian actress looking to be “girlfriend” for gay VIP – w4m – 27

Reply to: [email protected]

Date: 2005-12-12, 3:03AM PST

I am slim, petite, Asian, and in my 20s….

I am an actress/model, really looking for a paid job as girlfriend for an in-the-closet famous/VIP gay guy… You know, like Tom Crui…. I mean, like some other people. I ONLY WANT TO HEAR FROM GAY GUYS WHO ARE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS OR THEIR REPS/FRIENDS. So please please don’t write to me if you are straight and want to date. I am serious about this! I would sign contract, absolutely discreet. I actually am dating somebody who would also remain discreet, as he is VIP too, but straight.

Serious only will get replies.

* this is in or around 310
* no — it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Thanks to J-X for the link.

2 Replies to “This would be funny if it wasn’t meant in seriousness…”

  1. Oh my goodness… that’s the greatest idea ever… I wonder if any female lesbian VIPs want a slightly chubby goofy lookin white guy to follow them around for $40/hour. That’d be an effing sweet deal.

  2. She should contact Tom from MySpace. He only likes Asian Girls. Oh wait, he’s straight! Maybe he’s the straight VIP!!

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