Being a ninja myself, I totally relate. This is from blogdowntown:
” Walking to lunch today I saw a guy sitting at a corner holding a sign that started ‘Entire family killed by ninjas…’ I didn’t take a picture, but back in July flickr user Michael Heilemann took one of a similar sign (pictured).”
Eric goes on to ask how memes like this spread in the panhandling world, but forget that, this guy’s whole family was killed by ninjas!!