For those who wait for the really big lotteries to buy your lucky tickets, the MegaMillions jackpot is up to $250,000,000 dollars. That’s 250 MILLION. Sure, if you take the lump sum and pay all the taxes on it, it only comes out to about 75 million, but that’s still a pretty giant wad of cash.
I predict the following numbers will win:
1, 19, 33, 43, 54 MEGA BALL 11
How do I know? Let’s just say…
[imagine spooky music and a ghostly voice]
I’M FROM THE FUUUTUUURE*.
*May or may not be true.