Ladies, would you like to be Cold Lampin’ With Flavor?

Here’s the Craig’s List post of the day:

FLAVOR FLAV is lookiní for LOVE- are you THE ONE?

ARE YOU A FAN OF FLAVOR FLAV? ARE YOU A SINGLE HOT LADY LOOKING FOR LOVE?
EVER HAD A DESIRE TO BE ON TV? READY TO FIND FAME AND LOVE AT THE SAME TIME?
THEN YOUíRE THE PERFECT WOMAN FOR FLAVOR FLAV!!!

VH1 is currently casting a REALITY TV show starring Flavor Flav who is seeking the woman of his dreams. You could be the ONEÖ

We are currently auditioning in the Los Angeles area.
Please call 323-466-9200 ext. 314 to schedule an audition.

We are looking for competitive women of ALL AGES and ALL TYPES (must be at least 21 years old).

The winner will receive the ultimate prize, the heart of Flavor Flav as well as a grand vacation package with Flav himself!!!

Guess the giant clock necklace doesn’t pull in the babes like it used to. Yo Chuck, we got some non-believers out there.