Entourage…

2005_07_28_bentley_twins.jpgMeanwhile, earlier this week, LukeIsBack.com posted (both links NSFW) another fascinating discussion, this time looking into Hugh Hefner and his entourage of blonde babes. As it so happens, being Hef’s girlfriend isn’t apparently as rosy as it looks:

The girls get $1,000 a week, free room and board, free maid service, free dry cleaning, free healthcare, and a shopping allowance. They have a strict curfew and if they are not back on time, they are locked out of the mansion. The girls are expected to spend holidays with Hef. There are planned outings every week and the girls have to attend. Every Thursday and Saturday night, the gang goes out on the town (Hef has to approve of their outfits before they leave the mansion.) and the girls either come back drunk or high on Esctacy.

Once home, they either have to have sex with Hef or with each other (even if they aren’t attracted to each other). Finally, they can’t have other boyfriends besides Hef.

The entire discussion after the jump.

Hugh Hefner’s Girlfriends

About Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends, he dumped all but three last summer. The ones that were let go last year were Sheila Levell, Lana Kinnear, Cristal Camden (although she did accompany Hef and current girlfriends to this year’s Super Bowl activities in Florida) and Zoe Gregory Paul. After Holly Madison, Zoe had been there the second longest. Holly joined the girlfriend group towards the end of 2001. Sandee Westgate was also briefly a part of the girlfriend posse but didn’t last too long.

I’ve been told that being in the group was similar to a beauty version of Survivor. Think sabotage like Nair in your shampoo or nasty rumors being spread. Zoe was always on Hef’s right for photos and even when sitting; I saw her hustle Bridget Marquardt out of the seat to Hef’s right during the Playboy special that ran on A&E last summer. Bridget looked taken aback, but Zoe had an arrogant self-satisfied smile on her face after it was done. Bridget was a cyber girl of the week. Cristal was on the Playboy Xtreme team, but never made it into any Playboy publications or even the website. Zoe was in numerous Playboy Special Editions.

Lana Kinnear and Sheila Levell were both cyber girls of the week. Holly was a cyber girl of the week, but her layout was pulled two days after it was posted because she was up for a Hollywood movie role and having publicly done nudity would have affected her chances of getting the role. Holly used to post on the Playboy message boards and so did Bridget, but they’ve stopped.

Here are Hefner’s other girlfriends:

Tiffany Holliday (Playboy Cyber Girl of the Week)
Stacy Burke (appeared in a Special Edition, I think)
Renee Sloan (owns and designs a lingerie line)
Christie Shake (Miss May 2000)
Charis Boyle (Miss February 2003 – supposedly comes from a very wealthy East coast family with Washington ties)
Katie Lohmann (Miss February 2002 ?)
Stephanie Heinrich (first ever cyber girl and Miss October 2001)
Bentley Twins (Playboy cover girls)
Brande Roderick (Playmate of the Month and Playmate of the Year)
Jessica Paisley (reviled on a popular Playboy mailing list as Hef’s only girlfriend that no amount of plastic surgery could turn into a Playmate)
Buffy Tyler (who said on Howard Stern that she was asked to leave the mansion for disobeying Hef – Miss November 2000, I have seen footage from that era of her and Hef and she seemed a special favorite)
Tina Jordan (lived at the mansion with her kid and Hef paid for the nanny – Miss March 2002)
Teri Harrison (Miss October 2002 and the last Playmate to have the cover of her centerfold issue)

The girls get $1,000 a week, free room and board, free maid service, free dry cleaning, free healthcare, and a shopping allowance. They have a strict curfew and if they are not back on time, they are locked out of the mansion. The girls are expected to spend holidays with Hef. There are planned outings every week and the girls have to attend. Every Thursday and Saturday night, the gang goes out on the town (Hef has to approve of their outfits before they leave the mansion.) and the girls either come back drunk or high on Esctacy.

Once home, they either have to have sex with Hef or with each other (even if they aren’t attracted to each other). Finally, they can’t have other boyfriends besides Hef.

You won’t see any more girlfriends as Playmates (according to Holly Madison on the Playboy message boards), because Hef didn’t like the way that the ones who had the honor bestowed upon them discarded him immediately after their centerfolds ran. Allegedly, Brande Roderick was promised 2001 Playmate of the Year even before it was announced that she’d be a Playmate. It has often been rumored most frequently that Shannon Stewart won the Playmate of the Year vote that year, with Brooke Berry in second place; Brande was much further behind, not even in the top five for the honor. Jillian Grace, Miss March 2005, was gifted her title as part of a publicity deal that Playboy made with the Howard Stern Show.

There was nothing accidental about Howard ‘discovering’ Jillian Grace and her becoming a Playmate. It was revealed on the Playboy boards by Miss October 2003, Audra Lynn (I’ve also heard that she was promised a Playmate spot shortly after she was discovered by Playboy scouts).

I don’t like the idea of the Playboy reality show. Its not a good idea to allow daylight in upon magic. They need to maintain the Playboy mystique because that is a big part of the brand.

The Girls Next Door

I was stunned at how honest the girls were about their feelings, especially Holly and Bridget. I felt sorry for Bridget, she’s hanging around sucking this old man’s dick and he won’t even put her in the magazine as a Playmate, even though he’s given previous girlfriends the honor, even the very undeserving Katie Lohmann (her Playmate photos are the ugliest I’ve ever seen, her face looks angular and hard in them even after all the tremendous Playboy airbrushing.)

Did I mention that Katie was in Hustler before being in Playboy? Normally, if girls have posed nude in another magazine before Playboy, they do not become Playmates (but they can still appear in Special Editions, other Playboy stuff), because Playboy wants Playmate centerfolds to be property of the company exclusively (hence, the two year no non Playboy nudity contract every Playmate centerfold has to sign once they receive the honor). But, in Katie’s case, he made an exception and she became a Playmate. Tina Jordan is another one of his girlfriend who wasn’t really Playmate material (too old and hard looking in my opinion, not to mention her massive overbite), but she was caught badgering Hef from one room to another about when her centerfold layout was going to run during the Vanity Fair interview for the story about Hef and his girlfriends. The interviewer described her as ‘wanting an answer and not being satisfied till she got one’. Here’s some of the photos from Tina’s Playmate layout. She also went on Howard Stern and bragged that she got $5,000 a month for being Hef’s girlfriend (during her time in the posse, she was Hef’s #1 girlfriend, the position that Holly Madison now occupies) and that they often had anal sex.

The Bentley twins have been forgiven by Hef. That was obvious when they were photographed at a mansion party last year.

Ray Richmond writes in the Hollywood Reporter:

What’s potentially most interesting here is what isn’t shown or discussed — namely, what their true physical relationship is with Hefner and whether this really is the big happy family they all claim it to be. Chinks already are showing in the armor by the end of the opener when Holly, who is Hefner’s acknowledged No. 1, admits, “Well, I’m a people person, so I like having Bridget and Kendra around, but I’d rather have Hef to myself.” There isn’t much outward affection seen on camera between the women and Hefner, as if he’s most interested in the women as Barbie doll-resembling trophies than anything akin to true mates. If that’s the reality of mansion life, then give us back the fantasy, please.

One Reply to “Entourage…”

  1. I’m not surprized by high-rent slavery but I’ll be surprized if LF does not get a good hard ass-kicking from Hef’s people…or perhaps, seeing the end in sight, he just does not give a shit anymore.

    JT

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