Star Wars Nerds Attacked By Netflix Publicity Stunt!

4865168.jpgOh Crap! The Star Wars Nerds were totally attacked today by some Netflix publicity stunt. It seems they sent Bai Ling over with about 10 million Netflix logos and she totally wrecked the joint. BoingBoing points out that this “probably brought the Star Wars Line geeks as close to hot female tail as they’re ever likely to get” which might be why they aren’t complaining about how they totally got used. They even let her answer the pay phone! AND! It looks like they knew she was coming (although it’s not clear if they knew this was going to be some giant Netflix ad, did I mention that already? Netflix was well represented).

What do The Nerds have to say about it all after-the-fact? Here’s their reports, and here’s a few totally out of context quotes:

“Whoever’s working the cam is all about the upskirts.”

“I sent a text to Matt saying “I hear there’s a short plaid skirt”. His response “That’s no skirt, that’s a belt.”

“i mean this in a totally heterosexual way, but i’m aroused… “

Um. Yeah. I mean this in a totally heterosexual way too, I’m creeped the hell out.

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16 Replies to “Star Wars Nerds Attacked By Netflix Publicity Stunt!”

  1. Nice to see them falling all over themelves shilling in SW costumes, behind the blank eyes of which they were probably drooling insatiably.

  2. Glad to hear this, I was sort of wondering what happened to blogging.la’s daily useless Star Wars line-up that probably most of LA doesn’t care about! Maybe we can get a daily list of what everybody eats while on line at the Star Wars line-up!

  3. Great idea Jaymes! I’lll get right on it and report back. Maybe I’ll make a separate post for reports from each line member. I think there’s like 300 or something of them now so that will totally rock!

  4. Corporate sellouts! True Star Wars nerds would line up just to line up.

    Bet you Netflix paid Bai Ling a hefty amount of money for this stunt.

  5. dude…Netflix gave Starlight Starbright $10,000 in our name, and are giving $10 for every person who signs up and uses the code “Starlight” in their registration.

    You can call us sell outs all you want…I still feel good about raising that money. :)

  6. “I’m just proud that I managed to get the Google ads on this page to be all about skirts.”

    That definitely beats the “trimuph of the nerds” ads running here. ;)

  7. BoingBoing is jealous, that’s why he thinks that none of us “star wars nerds” can get hot women. I’ve got a very hot woman, and I’m not the only member who has one. Matter of fact, I’d even go as far as comparing the hotness scale between my woman and BoingBoing’s woman, IF he even has one, and show his sorry ass up on what one of us line members can do in regards to getting hot women.

  8. “Matter of fact, I’d even go as far as comparing the hotness scale between my woman and BoingBoing’s woman, IF he even has one, and show his sorry ass up on what one of us line members can do in regards to getting hot women.”

    Hey third grader — can your daddy beat up my daddy?

    What a moron! Anyone can hire a high paid call girl.

  9. My name is Xeni. I am a blog. I am also a naturally-formed female human being, and have been that way since birth. And, yes, my girlfriends are all way hotter than yours.

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