Keep the pets and kids indoors

Here kitty kitty kitty. Simi Valley has issued a warning that apparently there is an African lion roaming the hills around the Ronald Reagan presidential library. If you see a 600 pound king of the jungle roaming the hills of Los Angeles take the following steps:
1) remain calm
2) crap pants
3) call Fish and Game at (951) 782-4353

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  1. In the the story that is linked, I love how it says that Fish and Game is “baiting the traps with chickens”. Apparently Fish & Game doesn’t have to worry about angry PETA protesters.

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