Yesterday morning I was on the 10 WB at La Brea in the fast lane about 6:45am. I see some sort of lights/sirens/caravan/get the hell out of the way/commotion in the rear view mirror. Five suburbans and a squad car with lights and big prominent “Bomb Squad” signs on the doors pushing everybody into the #2 lane. What do you think was my first reaction?
a. “terrorist attack, call it in from home today”
b. “stay the heck away from these guys, they’re throwing a live one off the Santa Monica pier”
c. “action movie? Do I get a cameo?”
d. “if I can sneak back in right behind the last truck, I’ve got an e-ticket to ride”
on PCH in 7 minutes