Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf has some program going where you can donate some dough and write your name on a piece of paper to hang on the wall and show how philanthropic you are. Last night, at the CB&TL on Sunset and Fairfax, I saw one with Ben Stiller’s name on it. But nobody, and I mean nobody, can beat this one from the CB&TL in the bottom floor of my building. I just wish I had been there when he came in. I mean, I’m not a star fucker or anything, but I’d have to at least ask for an autograph. Or some Energon.