Did you know that there has never been a fatal shark attack filed in Los Angeles County? This according to Malibu Longboards. I looked this up after reading a story in the LA Times (no eye rolling, this one is readable) about a man in San Francisco who apparently died of a shark attack while diving:
Randall Fry, 50, disappeared Sunday afternoon while diving for abalone with a friend. Fry’s friend told authorities that Fry disappeared after what he called a “big fish” appeared between them.
In related news: this post is indeed much scarier than Open Water.
In more related news: I now have a dog named Quint after the snarly fisherman in Jaws – dog does not anticipate being eaten.