Dear PR, Marketing, Promo, and Advertising People Reading This Site Because Of The LA Times Story,

Go to hell.

I’m sorry, that was rude. What I’m trying to say is this: Go to hell.

We don’t give a shit how cool you think your band/project/event/gizmo is, we’re not writing about it. Please stop sending us press releases and hype filled e-mail. This site is about things WE think are cool, not things you are paid to think are cool and therefor want to talk us into writing about. There’s plenty of other “listings” sites in LA, this isn’t one of them. If you took a second to read the site, or the LA Times story for that matter you would know that, but clearly you just read enough to know that this is something that other people in Los Angeles are reading and shot off an e-mail.

That said, if you are convinced that readers would just love to find out about your widget, please feel free to buy one of the ads located to the right. That’s what they are here for.

Thanks for your time, and Best Regards,
Sean Bonner & The Posse

P.S. Go to hell.


  1. I ’bout choked on my Pinks when I read that. I concur. What ever happened to getting things published by sending over hookers and drugs and CASH? Jesus I miss the good old days. Fucking internet…

  2. yes, but do you have to use “that said?” It’s become the new “at the end of the day…”

    otherwise, yes.

  3. two comments.
    1) hah hah
    2) i think you need to pay royalties to jungle cruise cast members whenever using the “I’m sorry, that was rude” joke.

  4. Since we’re a posse now, do we get matching trucker hats? We could put pictures of dead possums on them in honor of Joz’s new diet.

  5. I thought I was going to be all original by saying “Word,” but apparently people have beat me to it.

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