Stymied When it Comes to Describing the Latest Film?

This little key might be helpful next time you want to post in your blog about the last movie you saw.

Paul Davidson has just uncovered the Movie Reviewer Construction Kit, which can be used to create pullable quotes for any film review situation under the sun. No more struggling to figure out what you thought, just pull one from column A, B & C.

This simple kit allows you to form such pedestrian reviews as “The most haunting, depressing, extremely disturbing film of the decade, which is ten years, and that’s saying a lot because 10 years holds a lot of movies!!” or maybe “God help us all because I laughed so hard my spleen exploded, oozed on the floor and made the audience fall to the floor in hysterics which must mean the movie is the most hilarious flick all year!!”