Grasshopper sighting

peew peew

Los Angeles is an odd place to be sometimes. I’m hanging out in hollywood at the ivar club when david fucking carradine comes over and says “hey your zippers down, let me pull it up for you”. I said “ok”. The guy behind him, not too happy, I think he’s trying to be cyclops and blast me with his optic blasts. Too bad it only turned his eyes red.