This is on Craigslist right now. It’s a hilarious stab at all those assholes who don’t take owning their pets seriously and offer them for free (or sometimes threaten to talk them to the pound) because they are moving or the dog/cat has some annoying habit.
“Six-year-old male human being, free to a good home. I am moving, and just can’t take him with me. He is very good-natured, laughs and plays a lot, and gets along with other children very well. I don’t want to euthanize him, but will have to if nobody takes him before next Tuesday…”