If I did not work within spitting distance of a Mimi’s I would never go there. It’s not that I dislike their food; it’s just that some of the people who work there are dumb (I was going to say “dumb as… ” something clever, but really they’re just plain dumb). Today’s take out order for myself and several of my coworkers was laborious. You wouldn’t think a person could get confused by the phrase “small dinner salad,” but you would be wrong. And I share with you here the piece de resistance: the “karot razon” muffin containers. I would like to tell you the guy who wrote this was an ESL speaker, but I’d be lying.