Lu Parker, AKA The Mayor’s girlfriend, is tweeting again. She loves crazy celebrity deaths! They’re exciting and fun!

Are you following the Mayor’s girlfriend on Twitter yet? Here are a few things I’ve learned so far from Lu Parker:

1. Lu is a Spurs fan
2. Lu has a dog named Monkey
3. Lu likes shooting guns
4. Lu has tweeted 50 times
5. Lu has ended 10 of her tweets with smileys

I will give $50 to the first reporter that gets Antonio on camera talking about Lu’s happy endings.