ICME: Sink Your Teeth

Dentures
Do these go with that ear I found?

As I and a cohort wandered through a posh new townhouse block near the beach the other night, my gaze was drawn to a semicircular pink and white object sitting in the dirt amidst the well-manicured plantings. Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a set of dentures (I’m guessing the term is “uppers”). Being a movie geek and having a vivid imagination, I immediately thought of the ear found on the ground at the beginning of “Blue Velvet“, and wondered what sordid events may have led to this deposit. I doubt that it is a deliberate form of fertilizer. Anyone care to speculate with me? Do you think it had something to do with Heineken?

5 Replies to “ICME: Sink Your Teeth”

  1. Whoa. I’m with frazgo. That is genuinely disturbing. I can only hope the owner of these uppers either separated from them intentionally or if not that the two were reunited… after a thorough cleaning of course.

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