We’ve Got Valentine’s Day Licked: b.la’s sexy cupid series

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You could call this the “cut to the chase” gift giving guide for Valentine’s Day. Here at blogging.la we don’t really beat around the bush much–unless you like that sort of thing, in which case, this is probably just the series for you–so when we got together and thought about what kind of Valentine’s Day series to run, we realized there are probably a thousand foodies blogging about where to go to go to dinner and who has the best artisanal chocolates. We could tell you our favorite flower markets or the most romantic day trips or the best views in L.A., but ultimately what’s all that about anyway? You know what we’re talking about. You’re not taking someone to an amazing, and expensive, dinner on Valentine’s Day to express your deep respectful platonic love for him/her, are you? In romance as in sales, always be closing, lovers.

This is a Valentine’s Day series for the closers. We’ll take you inside a couple of sex shops. You can browse along with us as we marvel at the variety of dildos and lube. Whether your favorite flavor is vanilla or something spicier, we should find something you’ll delicious for you, something that will communicate to your partner how you *really* feel. Because you’ll still be enjoying that pocket rocket long after the chocolates are eaten and the flowers are wilted.

Join us as we sing the body electric this week, readers.

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone.

Other posts in this series:

We’ve Got Valentine’s Day Licked: Forplay
We’ve Got Valentine’s Day Licked: The Pleasure Chest
We’ve Got Valentine’s Day Licked: Touch of Romance
We’ve Got Valentine’s Day Licked: Recycling Your Very Used Sex Toy
We’ve Got Valentine’s Day Licked: Vendor Fair at the Bordello of Decadence
We’ve Got Valentine’s Day Licked: The Pleasure Chest, take two
We’ve Got Valentine’s Day Licked: Sex Shops and The Nordstrom Effect
We’ve Got Valentine’s Day Licked: The Power of the Little Pink Box

4 Replies to “We’ve Got Valentine’s Day Licked: b.la’s sexy cupid series”

  1. Travis, you called it correctly. Headline from today’s Huffington Post food section: “Valentine’s Day Aphrodisiac Foods & Recipes”.

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