I was driving through West Hollywood along Santa Monica Boulevard the other day, and noticed a festive sign in the window of the Pleasure Chest (everyone’s favorite, fabulous adult emporium). I decided that the sign in question couldn’t possibly have said what I thought it said, because what I thought it said was too impossibly silly.
But I went back today and discovered that, actually, yes, it did say what I thought it said. And that is why I love my neighborhood:
Happy Holidays, folks. Tits the season indeed.